Akpors was coming back from school singing out loud and dancing like nobody stuckshop… his parents was wondering why akpors was so happy..and decide to ask him.. PARENTS : my son I have never seen you in this mood for…
Akpos and his son akpos jnr were listening to a Radio broadcast, eventually akpos jnr looked at his dad and said, papa; this people are making a very big mistake. Then AKPOS asked him “son what is thematter” his son…
Akpors and teacher Akpors Asks teacher: Excuse ma, if you mix Omo and klin , will there be foam? Teacher respond: Yes of course, why ask such a silly question at the beginning of the year, are you going to…
Musa goes into a library to ask for a book on suicide. He met with Akpors the Librarian. MUSA: Please do you have a book on suicide? AKPORS: Wetin you wan read that kind book for? MUSA: I wan commit…
Mr and Mrs Akpors at a Zoo walk past a gorilla enclosure. Mrs Akpors: Dear, do u know that gorillas are the only animals which resemble men in their behavior? Look, seeing that no one is looking, I’ll expose one…
Akpors sits next to a girl on a table in a hotel Akpors: hello madam? Lady: what is it? Akpors: sorry madam , just wanted to ask what the time is on your watch? Lady: ehee …now you think my…
A guy went to visit his friend from a very rich family . When he entered , the maid approached him and asked : , MAID: what wud u like 2 drink ? Fruit juice , yogurt , tea, chocolate…
Queen Elizabeth, Bill Gates and Akpors died and went to hell. The Devil has only one phone and he charges to make a call. The queen told Him she’ll like to call England to know how her people are fairing….
The conversation below was between Akpors and his mum and you’ll definitely lo e what went down. Enjoy and drop a comment belwo Akpors: I’m Hungary, Mum: Why don’t you Czech the fridge. Akpors: Ok Mum, i’m Russian to the…
Akpors was on his way back home early one morning when he came across robbers. They got hold of him. He struggled and struggled but they over powered him. When they searched him and found only One torn #200 note…
Jokes: BOY: Baibe, i know i did u wrong but i just ask 4 ur forgiveness…. GAL:[message seen] 3minutes ago. BOY: Hunnie, please just forgive me… am a human being and am not perfect neither are you… GAL:[message seen] 2minutes…