Jokes: two guys raped a princess. When they were caught and taken to the king for punishment. The king ordered them to go and get as many fruits as they can to bail themselves.
The first one went and returned with 15 Mangoes, the king ordered the guards to insert the Mango into his ass so that he will feel the same pain as the raped Princess. Theguy screamed and shouted throughout the insertion.
Suddenly, he began to laugh out loud, the guard asked him why he was laughing in pain.
He pointed ahead and said
“Look at my friend (Akpos), he is bringing WATER MELONs.” lolz