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Joke: Akpors Met The Robbers

Joke: Akpors Met The Robbers

Akpors was on his way back home early one morning when he came across robbers. They got hold of him. He struggled and struggled but they over powered him. When they searched him and found only One torn #200 note…

Jokes: Mother and Son, Very Funny

Jokes: Mother and Son, Very Funny

Jokes: A man and a woman walked into a guest house and requested to spend d night there. The owner of the guest house, Mr Ben, who is a member of MFM refused to allow men and women stay together…

Jokes: The Nauthiest Guy in Love

Jokes: The Nauthiest Guy in Love

Jokes: A lady said to her fiance “now that we are engaged,we should start calling each other sweet pet names. The man (uninterested) asked her “so what do you want to be calling me”? She replied “i will be calling you…

Jokes: That Man is Really a Fool

Jokes: That Man is Really a Fool

Jokes: Last night a man was having an argument with his wife in the heat of which she called him a fool. The husband got angry and said he cannot be called a FOOL by a woman not even from his…

Jokes: Job Interview and MP

Jokes: Job Interview and MP

Jokes: READ CAREFULLY an Interview Dialogue I OVERHEAD IN MY WORKING PLACE. IT IS AN INTERVIEW BTW AN OFFICER IN A DEPARTMENT AND A CANDIDATE SEEKING 4 JOB HERE IT GOES=> *Officer: What Is Your Name? *Candidate: M P. Sir…

Jokes: Pilot and His Mad Passenger

Jokes: Pilot and His Mad Passenger

Jokes: A pilot was transporting the entire patients of a psychiatric hospital from Lagos to sokoto. The noise made by these mad men was uncontrolable..The entire plane crew had tried their best to control them but all to no avail….

Jokes: Taxi Driver and His Passenger, Too Funny

Jokes: Taxi Driver and His Passenger, Too Funny

Jokes: A guy on a taxi wanting to ask the driver a question touched him on his Shoulder. The driver screamed, lost control of the car and nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath and stopped few centimeters…

Jokes: Damn Funny Driver

Jokes: Damn Funny Driver

Jokes: A Boss said to his new employee; i’m giving you this job as a driver. Starting salary is N20,000, is it okay?. The guy replied; Sir you are great, Starting salary is okay. How much is driving salary? Was the…

Jokes: Phone call

Jokes: Phone call

Jokes: I entered a public toilet, as i started to do my business, a voice from the next cubicle said; Hi how are you doing?. Embarrassed, I replied; I’m doing fine. The voice said; So what are you up to?….

Jokes: Stressed Man Caught in a Sudden

Jokes: Stressed Man Caught in a Sudden

Jokes: A stressful man was in his office thinking deeply, all of a sudden a guy runs inside and shouted; Kunle, Kunle  your daughter Shade just had an accident and died. Shocked and confused, he jumped out of his office through…

Jokes: Boyfriend and Girlfriend English Test

Jokes: Boyfriend and Girlfriend English Test

Jokes: Boyfriend said; I heard you failed in English! Girlfriend replied; Nonsense! Who TELLED you?. Boyfriend said; You see your life! Even simple English, you cannot spoke! Okay, tell me whether the following adjectives are correct or not. Great Greater Greatest…