Akpors was coming back from school singing out loud and dancing like nobody stuckshop… his parents was wondering why akpors was so happy..and decide to ask him.. PARENTS : my son I have never seen you in this mood for…
Akpos and his son akpos jnr were listening to a Radio broadcast, eventually akpos jnr looked at his dad and said, papa; this people are making a very big mistake. Then AKPOS asked him “son what is thematter” his son…
Akpors and teacher Akpors Asks teacher: Excuse ma, if you mix Omo and klin , will there be foam? Teacher respond: Yes of course, why ask such a silly question at the beginning of the year, are you going to…
Here’s a funny video of how Annie Macaulay got 2face Idibia’s ring in Dubai. Watch and share your thoughts after.
Musa goes into a library to ask for a book on suicide. He met with Akpors the Librarian. MUSA: Please do you have a book on suicide? AKPORS: Wetin you wan read that kind book for? MUSA: I wan commit…
1. Can you cry under water? 2. Do fishes ever get thirsty? 3. Why don’t birds fall of trees when they sleep? 4. Why is it called building when it is already built? 5. When they say dogs food is…
Below is facts about women all in one piece. 1. A woman is such a school u’ll never graduate from. 2. A woman is not like ‘detol advert’, if u don’t take care of her…others will. 3. Your wedding certificate…
Mr and Mrs Akpors at a Zoo walk past a gorilla enclosure. Mrs Akpors: Dear, do u know that gorillas are the only animals which resemble men in their behavior? Look, seeing that no one is looking, I’ll expose one…
Where 2 or 3 Yoruba people are gathered IJEBU GARRI must be there. Where 2 or 3 Isoko people are gathered OGOGORO must be there. Where 2 or 3 Hausa men are gathered GWORO must be there. Where 2 or…
This is surely a reason to avoid handshakes, when some people use their hands for about anything and everything. For what reasons would you avoid handshakes?
If not bull woman then what do you call this lady with a horn like hair style and her eyes ain’t helping at all. What would you name the hair style?